Grow A Girlfriend & Boyfriend - COMBO SET - Funny GaG Joke Novelty

Description

Listing is for a this awesome combo deal -
You get 1 "grow girlfriend" and 1 "grow boyfriend"
Females hate your boyfriend? Does he act like a you know what....Or does someone you know act like a ass hole all the time. Then this is the gift for him. Finally you can grow your own boyfriend. Or if you just need a male boyfriend and just don't want to deal with all the stress in life.
Want a girlfriend?  Finally, you can and now with no nagging, no pms, no stupid questions like "do I look fat?"  You can now finally watch your Sunday football game in peace. Yup, none of that crap with this grow girlfriend!?
Each measures 2 & 3/4" inches and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it grow! Once your done leave it out and it will shrink back to the original size, so you can use this over and over again! Each comes brand new/factory sealed for resale or as gift. You get 2 total per order placed (1 of each kind)  Please see our eBay store as we sell many other funny grow items! Get a bunch as these make great gifts to hand out, white elephant, stocking stuffers, great for Bachelorette or Bachelor party!
Please note: not for human consumption - Small parts - Not for children under 3 years.
See our eBay store as we also sell:
Grow your own weed
Grow your teeth
Grow your own boobs
Grow your own willy
Grow your own diamond ring
Grow Pirate
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL
rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
WaCkY Bonus offer: For every 5 orders of "2 Grows" purchased I will add 1 order of "2 Grows" FREE~!
Buy 5 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 10 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 15 orders get 3 orders FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
Check out our eBay store as we sell hundreds of funny items sold at silly low prices
Why shop with Save A Buck Enterprises ?
Ever order something online and just get horrible service? Makes yah kind of mad and say why did I ever order with them?
Well I have been there myself and it is never pleasant. Our goal is to never make you feel this way. When you shop with us we treat you as how we would want to be treated when ordering items online. What does this mean for you?
You get accurate listings
We leave you feedback first
Always one business day shipping
Shipping upgrade options
Free or low cost shipping rates
Free bonus good offers
Return Policy
Fast customer service
Silly low prices
We are a family owned business and our number one goal is to serve you with the best possible service and value. We are always here for you with any questions or concerns before, during, and after your order. Please see our proven high feedback rating to show that we do what we say.
Thank you for looking and we look forward to possibly doing business with you now and for the future
Warm Regards,
Sean Arnold / Owner
Jennifer Arnold / Account Manager ( my lovely wife )
Mickey Arnold ( our 8 pound dog :)