Snow Globe Sweaters - Funny Hooter Warmer for Women - Funny Adult Gag Gift Joke

Description

Snow Globe Sweaters
Comfort and Joy
As joyous a season as Christmas is, there is one cold, hard fact that every woman has on the tip of her…brain. It’s also Nipmas season. Icicle lights are festive; icicle headlights are a problem and potential hazard for anyone at chest level. Thankfully, a sensible solution has been invented to bring comfort and joy to all those frosty ornaments this winter…Snow Globe Sweaters!
These knit hooter heaters keep Dasher and Dancer warm and comfy, instead of ready for a long winter’s nip. If you’ve ever experienced T.H.O.s so extreme that you could hang wreaths from your boobs, you’ll love our handmade Snow Globe Sweaters.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
-              Festive, red, knit Santa hats for hooters, complete with a fun white fluff ball for holiday flair
-              One size fits most ornaments
-              Keeps your sweater elves from making a surprise appearance at holiday parties
-              Hilarious gag gift perfect for stocking stuffers, care packages, birthday gifts, white elephant ideas or Easter baskets for women
Hooter Hats as Stocking Stuffers? Yes, Please!
When Santa Claus comes to town, all the lucky ladies on his naughty and nice lists will be busting with gratitude if they receive their very own set of Snow Globe Sweaters. This funny holiday gag gift for women is sure to be a hysterical hit for any festive occasion. Wrap up this hilarious present as a hostess gift, stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or White Elephant gift exchange idea.